i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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