I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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