Having a random hookup so left but love u
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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