god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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