I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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