would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
nutella sex= disaster
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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