Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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