My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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