Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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