I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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