we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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