I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
tell me about the fingering
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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