I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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