I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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