Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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