ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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