What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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