Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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