oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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