why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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