This girl is more easily done than said...
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We talked him into tasing himself.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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