So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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