So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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