New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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