we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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