Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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