I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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