Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
either way he was missing a nipple.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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