i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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