I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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