I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
