Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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