I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
You pole danced in your parka.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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