The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
40s are totally the cure
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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