Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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