We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Boobs speak an international language.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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