Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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