she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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