Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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