singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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