I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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