he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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