totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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