David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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