Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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