I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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