You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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