Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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