Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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