This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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