I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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