quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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