hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
