Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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