You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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